Wednesday, February 10

Some thoughts while driving in the snow today

Some say

  • In Finland, you need to pass a drifting test to get a car licence. In the midwest, you need to pass a drifting test to get to work.
  • When the temperature is cold enough, Iron Man flys through Iowa to run testings on his suit's de-icing feature.
  • If you haven't seen Iron Man in Iowa before, you weren't unlucky, but Iron Man felt cold la. He's at home watching American Idol.
  • I need to improvise my job description by adding "Requires very responsive and quick coordination while driving during winter. Preference: 85% or higher in Guitar Hero Expert Level."
  • The roads....... cuak la.
  • Snow storm in Iowa is similiar to waiting for Chloe for 2 hours. It's 5% of wtf, 95% of aiyah sien la always liddat 1.
  • OC is considering a new Toyota highlander, so during winter when the lakes are frozen, we can still lan yeng on the boat while its being towed by his 4WD.
Yah, snow..... haih.

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